Headlines

Here are a few random headlines I found in the newspaper Mainichi (English edition online). So this is what is going on in Japan these days (I swear all of them are absolutely real):

- 2 junior high school girls lace teacher's soup with anti-depression drugs.
- For sale: Japanese castle, 15 years old, good as new.
- Man nabbed for chopping up mom after finding her dead at home.
- Sword-wielding pirates rob Japanese captain's ship off Indonesia.
- Gray-haired man sues dye maker for making him go bald.
- Doctor collared for trying to film women's toilet.
- Police return 5 million yen to man who threw it away in trash.
- 600 sparrows mysteriously die in Hokkaido.
- Hot spring skinny-dippers test the waters with flesh-eating fish.
- Long-suffering love hotel employees dread spring's crazy couple season.
- Amazing architect explains how to build your very own cardboard castle.
- Bus that runs on tempura oil to transport visitors to Earth Day Tokyo.
- 7 viewers complain of nausea after watching TV Tokyo programs.
- Doctor found not guilty over death of boy with chopstick in brain.